My Life...

in Haiku

I would like to eat
Banana Nut Cheerios
For-evah-evah


Let's ditch the punk show
you beat the secret levels
I'll get the ice cream


Can't feel my fingers
broke another guitar string
this is so much fun


Dartmouth porno shop
forty minutes on the bus
will work for dildos


bourgeois restaurant
can't get your shit together
beware kitchen staff